February 2012
meatmodel:
what is so silly about a goose
tanyabaxter:
Im just going to say this, this whole time I’ve secretly been Vanessa Carlton. I pretended to be Tanya Baxter because I wanted to be relevant again. I mean I walked 1,000 miles and for some reason people forgot about me which wasn’t very fair. I tried falling into the sky but time did not pass me by. I hope you guys understand.
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digggginnn uh uh uh ohh diggin
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in 8th grade i made a power point presentation to convince my parents to let me make a myspace
it was 22 slides long and ended in a contract i had them digitally sign
make fun of me if you want but guess who still has a myspace?!
THIS GIRL
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“As for her career, while Liz was once a people-pleasing, prickly, masochistic...”
– In defense of Liz Lemon (via fuckyeahlizlemon)
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After four years (6 if you count middle school) i’m finally becoming a sterotypical satellite beach kid.
Today i am taking a personal day, which involves skipping school and going to the beach with a friend, a pack of beer, and a lot of fear of being caught by my parents.
I’ve literally never done this before and i don’t have any idea as to why.
It’s going to be a...
“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you...”
– Cather In the Rye (via demented-thoughts)
2016
textposter:
President Rick Perry recognizes Opposite Day as a national holiday.
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gaymzee:
i[im]m g[gay]ay
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gothbaby:
i just brushed my teeth who wants 2 makeout 👄
annefranksgasmask:
Next was such a funny show I wanted to be on there so I could say next to all 5 of the people before they got off the bus
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clavid:
if i had a drag show i would call it daddy issues and i would only ever sing confessions of a broken heart by lindsay lohan and i would cry and rip off my wig every show and the doors would bolt as soon as i started my song so nobody could leave and around the fifth time i sing the song i would start singling people out and telling how much better i am than them
funkies:
ALL EYES ON ME WHEN I WALK IN
NO QUESTION THAT THIS GIRLS A 10
Degrassi: Before we engage into sexual intercourse, I want you to get tested and to wear a condom. Security is important.
Skins: Hey mate I wanna fuck you right here *loud sex sounds*
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i wonder what scott disick is doing at this exact moment
My biggest fear is irrelevance.
iroh:
patrick what am i?
uhh…stupid?
noo i’m Texas!
what’s the difference
beyoncebeytwice:
i use the word “cheetahlicious” to describe everything
beyoncebeytwice:
kuh-laire did i invite you to my bbq then wHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY GRILL???
ask →
whaleish:
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you...
annefranksgasmask:
h0ttndanger0us is the truest person ever
guccimom:
i wish i had a boyfriend it would be really hip and radical!!
textposter:
The day isn’t over until I’ve spent at least half of it naked
1612th:
people who allow religion to make their decisions make me so angry like has your mindset not changed at all since the 1700s
meatmodel:
if u like olives youre weird
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Disney Presents: The Holy Bible on ice
bewuga:
conan o’brien could get it
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methbrownie:
“cancer” is such a terrible sign i’d hate to be the zodiac of a terminal illness
